She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
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I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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