how can u be prego again
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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