how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
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Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
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I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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