let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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