No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
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