he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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