He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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