i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
