he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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