I'm really into asian looking animals
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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