4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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