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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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