the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
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Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.