please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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