He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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