I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
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