hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
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Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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