Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
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Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
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