i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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