We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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