I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
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THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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