grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Need sex. Gaining weight.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
I got inside last night via doggy door
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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