her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
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Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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