He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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