How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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