im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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