the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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