just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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