i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
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i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
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There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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