perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
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he's gonorrhea incarnate
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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