I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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