Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
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The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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