Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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