so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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