I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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