you traded sex for a burrito?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
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they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
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I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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