If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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