I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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