Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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