When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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