im gay
i know
yea but for you.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Randomize
