Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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