Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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