why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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