I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
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Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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