i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
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im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.