he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
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He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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