Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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