y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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