Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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