Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Do you know anything about the Easter basket sitting on my doorstep filled with porn and peeps?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
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hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
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