I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
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