Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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