my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
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Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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